Breitbart Blingee, The End.

breitbart pictures

My final "Ghost of Breitbart" attempt.

Ray Bradbury, RIP

Just a little tribute to a book that inspired a fundraiser. Ray Bradbury will be missed. Tribute at my better half's.

The Professional Left Podcast has Half a Million Listens!

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Proof Positive I Believe God's Love is Universal (Even Breitbart)

Breitbart winds up next to Jesus, where God is Truth and fake propaganda is silent. 


So tell me, Andrew, you little shit: Is it Heaven or Hell?



 

TBogg's Photoshop the Ghost of Breitbart Contest

I can't resist a challenge!


PS. It's nice sharing life with a fellow photoshopper. :D

Interview with John Fugelsang for Crooks and LIars

Curse you, phone connection with Blue Gal!  

It took a couple of tries, and do you KNOW how hard it is to find an actual working land line in California these days? Apparently impossible. I saw John Fugelsang live last year as part of The Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour in Chicago with Driftglass (my own sexy liberal). If you have the opportunity to go, it's a great show. Thanks very much to Tina Dupuy and Crooks and Liars for the chance to talk to John. He and I have a lot in common what with the religiosity and liberalism and all. :D

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Bonus Podcast: Driftglass interviewed on broadcast radio

I knew about Hugh Laurie, but what the heck is Michael Stipe doing impersonating my husband? :D

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Driftglass Wins the "When Will Newt Gingrich Next Appear on Meet The Press?" Bet

I bet on the slow news weekend following the Fourth of July; Driftglass said June at the latest.  He wins.

Don't get me started on what a deplorable, meaningless sewage pit Meet the Press is, or how completely not a  "reporter" David Gregory is.  Shame on that POS forever.

Pop Culture Photoshop of the Week

@bluegal

Full Birther, Iowa GOP? Congratulations!

Hey Reince Priebus! How you gonna keep Orly down on the farm now? Seriously, the State of Hawaii should sue in Federal Court any other state that calls their birth certificate sovereignty into question. STATES RIGHTS! (I'm lookin' at you, Arizona) And now the totally logical response to the Arizona shenanigans from some Yippees is to start a petition to get the Secretary of State to PROVE that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn. But that site's photoshop is kinda basic. Here ya go:

Time to send Angela Merkel some more of that ready-to-eat cheesecake filling.

Because really.  We in the U S of A realize that there are some truths that while obvious and blatant, you just don't exclaim out loud, like "Lindsay Graham, what a flaming homosexual."

Angela Merkel needs to remember that while

"A united Europe means Deutchland gets to run everything, what part of Anschluß do you not understand?" 

Actually saying that, in this instance telling another country how to hold a "get out of the euro free*" referendum after you arranged for a sacking of the last leader in that very same country who tried to hold that same referendum and besides, they can't under a little quaint thingy they call their national constitution.   Ja genau das ist vergnügt!

And seriously, come over here, sit down with some Governors of some of the comparatively wealthy northeastern states, and ask them about West Virginia and Mississippi.  At least the welfare case of your "United States of Europe" has delish stuffed grape leaves.  

*Free?  Just an expression, Zorba.  Cool yer nads.

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The Dictator.

Happy Mother's Day

After a very delicious Mother's Day breakfast in bed (DG is very good at le pampering), I went to the doc-in-the-box and got treated for bronchitis. NOT a tradition. Happy Mother's Day to my Mom and all the moms out there. xoxo

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Anniversary

My better half reminds me that today is the anniversary of the day a president didn't even think about using the military to score political points. PS. Anyone praying that Condi Rice gets to be Vice President on the GOP ticket (REALLY, ASSHOLES? Black woman candidate is gonna save you?) better vett her financials first. The amount of money these criminals made in 2003 and ran out the door with in 2008 will look really really bad.

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Find the Easter Egg in this video!

Known at Wikipedia as the "Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag" Easter Egg. Podcast posting soon.

Let them bake a cake!

so many choices, a photo by flangum on Flickr.

Ann Romney as Marie Antoinette at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida.

Click here for full size.

Perfect.

I hardly ever post "funny youtubes," but this one... yes.

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"Care for the poor" is inconvenient? For a Catholic lawmaker?

Exact quote and backstory here.

"If you give a girl a paycheck...." [RNC Press, 2012]

based upon the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" books, and h/t to this tumblr post.

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Did somebody say Communist *Party* in the Congress?

Watch out when Carl Levin and Barbara Mikulski get jiggy.

[not work safe] Newt remains confident!

Photoshopper's Sketchbook: The Biden Meme

Picked up from College Humor, but turns out Daily Beast had it a month ago.

Short Coffee Rant

Color me completely unsurprised that those stupid k-cup coffee makers are bad for the environment.

The coffee they make also tastes like shit.

Next?

 ps. Mug from here. The network doesn't make these so I made my own.

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Blog #AgainstTheocracy 2012

Blog Against Theocracy is an annual blogswarm dedicated to the separation of church and state.  It takes place this weekend.

It is not a blogswarm against religion.   Bloggers who believe in religion and those who don't are equally welcome here.   What we share is a common commitment to the First Amendment to the Constitution and, paging Teabaggers, the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, and the current and former denizens of Komen, its guarantee of church-state separation.

Everyone can choose their own topic concerning anti-theocracy.  My theme this year is simple.   Like the most famous unwed pregnant girl of all time, I stand with Planned Parenthood.

And as I said when I first published this photoshop:

...before anyone goes all "Sacrilege!" on my ass, I believe with my heart of hearts the Mary is the mother and sister and companion to every frightened girl who enters a Planned Parenthood clinic for HELP.   And I know for a fact that not every pregnant woman who enters a PP clinic gets an abortion.   Many of them go there so their babies will be born HEALTHY.   And in many parts of the country, it's the only place many women CAN go for prenatal care.   Think about that, fundie mofos.

But they don't think about that.  I have become utterly exhausted by arguments with those who think being in control of every uterus in America brings one closer to Jesus.   The arguments are no longer about religion or theocracy or God or goodness.  This is about power:  who has it, who can have it taken away from them, and how those with it can PROFIT from having it.

Follow the money, people.  The anti-abortion crowd is, apart from the Koch brothers, the only reliable cash register the Republican Party has.

I am so very sorry the fight for separation of Church and State has to fall along party lines.  That is not my wish.


UPDATE:  This from Tengrain, which we both agree is over the top and totally called for.

Frickken Emo Hipsters, I hate 'em.

And remember, Ryan's M.O. is always

1.  Propose outrageous cuts to government, in programs that the public generally favors.
2.  Get called out for the outrageous cuts.
3.  Be outraged at the mean-spiritedness of the person who said his proposal is outrageous.

From Ezra Klein in Wapo, emphasis mine:

[Ryan] didn't say his budget doesn't focus its cuts on programs for the poor, or non-defense discretionary spending. His statement, ... lamented Obama's "empty promises" and efforts to "divide Americans." But it didn't argue that the president got Ryan's numbers wrong. And that's because he didn't....

What divides Americans is 44% of them hate having a Black Democrat as President to the point at which they are willing to sacrifice any appearance of reason or common sense.  The rest are either under general anesthesia, or think tax cuts for millionaires and cuts in food programs for children and seniors is absolutely ridiculous.   Divided?  You betcha!

PS.  That shirt is a real thing in the world.  I think they mean it ironically, along with the one of Tonto saying "Speak Native American or get the fuck out."