Wednesday, August 2

Graduation Day!

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The Director stops by to encourage students at the KHSPSD.


I know many of you are starting to think about back to school, but at the Katherine Harris School of Political Self-Destruction, it's graduation day! Mitt Romney graduated this week, and a surprise, Mel Gibson got an honorary degree, too.

If you notice any other graduates running around, feel free to congratulate them in comments!

9 comments:

  1. Goddamn setup!

    I'll be goddamned!

    Bitch set me up!

    (Think about it.)

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  2. The AP is reporting Boy George got in trouble too:
    "ASSOCIATED PRESS

    Boy George gets trash duty

    NEW YORK - Boy George will perform his court-ordered community service by picking up trash on city streets in the August heat, a sanitation spokesman said.

    The former Culture Club singer, 45, will be issued a shovel, broom, plastic bags and gloves when he reports Aug. 14 for five days of work, department spokesman Vito Turso said."

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  3. I'm working on a Jewish tarbaby post. Watch for it.

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  4. How much of a career did Boy George have left to destroy? Maybe Katherine Harris gave him a discount on tuition.

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  5. The news wires are reporting that the no-talent little brother of a no-talent ex-boy band minor character who used to date Paris Hilton fell off his surfboard and got himself a boo-boo.

    No word yet as to whether he thinks the Jews or the Wiccans or whomever might have been behind that nasty wave.

    Does this count?

    And why, pray tell, is this "news"?

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  6. There was a good story on NPR about that last weekend. About a beat reporter who had to cover Christian Slater or some such bad boy and he was waiting by the stage door on Broadway and some guy on the street was yelling at the reporter about this not being news and presidential lying about WMD's was news.

    The reporter was sheepish and said yeah, the guys got a point but Christian Slater is news because people want to read about him.

    Says as much about the American public as it does about the glitz driven media.

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  7. I for one am very enamored with the smut of celebrity. I can't get enough of it! I wake up thinking about it and go to bed thinking about it. I dream about the personal lives of celebrity every night. I need help! Anybody? Hello? I'm desperate here!

    Katherine Harris might be able to help. Maybe I could work for her campaign? Is it too late? Think I might breathe new life into her capmpaign by obsessing over Mel Slater and Christian Gibson?

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  8. Right. Exactly. Celebrity "news."

    Stupid is a choice, after all.

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  9. Well, if the abovementioned are proud graduates, then Lieberman's the Dean.

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