Wednesday, September 27

Another Elmo toy you won't find at Walmart...

Communist Manifesto Elmo

When you press his furry red belly, Communist Manifesto Elmo raises his furry red fist in the air and shouts, "bourgeois consumerism is draining the lifeblood from the workers!"

[Credit for original concept of CME goes to Norbizzy: I told him I would.]


  1. That said, the Red Doll/Red State version exists in abundance in Walmart and the White House.

    Press its belly and you'll hear "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction", "Islamofacists made me do it!" and "that's anti-American".

  2. You just watch, just before Christmas the stores will run out of Communist Manifesto Elmo, disappointing the little bolshevik children of North America. Unless of course Enlightened Management declares an emergency, suspends the labour laws and forces the disgruntled workers to work overtime for lower wages.
    After Christmas, Enlightened Management will count their huge bonuses and decide, in their oh-so-enlightened way, that the labour laws weren't really that good for the workers.
    *The End* Nighty-night children!

  3. I tried to get the "I'm going to fucking kill you" Elmo made, but they said no...

  4. Somewhere (a few days ago) I ran across a cartoon for a *Torture me Gitmo* Elmo Doll.

    Was very Funnie TOO.


  5. Dialectical Me Elmo?

  6. Careful there Blue Gal.

    It's one thing to take on the Bush administration, but now your messin with a Disney copyright.

  7. Guess what, Beege? Bourgeois consumerism is draining the lifeblood from the workers!

  8. You know what? I would totally buy that one before the original.


  9. A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of muppetry...


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