Saturday, September 9

Sandy says it best



Stealing from Sandy today:

Shorter Pres. Bush:

Yes we torture.
No we do not torture.
Yes we do.
Not torture, of course we do.
Torture?

To which I would add,

Even shorter Bush:
"Torture? Hey, works for us!"

Or why not, in the spirit of bi-partisanship, a Kerry-esque approach?
"I voted for torture before I was against it."

5 comments:

  1. One the day Bush claimed that the secret prisons had yielded intel that stopped terror attacks; the Pentagon released it's "new" guidelines for all prisoners with the quote, "No good intel had ever come from torture"

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  2. Or my personal favorite.

    What did 11 September have to do with the invasion of Iraq?

    "Nothing."

    "Everything"

    "Nothing."

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  3. Weird. Like minds, people, like minds...

    This past Wednesday, I just happened to write this:

    Moreover, though Bush did sign McCain's Detainee Treatment Act, it's been well documented that he then underhandedly inked a secret signing statement granting himself the power to ignore it (it's good to be the king!). One might even call it a torture flip-flop: he was for these protections (for about five photo-op minutes) until he was against them.

    It's too bad our mainstream media only holds Democrats accountable for flip-flops (and rather meaningless ones at that), instead of taking to task a president who flip-flops so he can flagrantly torture human beings, charge them without a crime, ransack our nation's laws and bleed its soul dry.

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  4. Oh, also meant to say, Blue Gal, your new design rocks!! (As advertised.)

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  5. Or you could just rephrase it. That always makes it sound better.

    "We do not torture prisoners. We derive intelligence from them through the use of minor, unpleasant, temporary situational questioning."

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