Saturday, September 9

Sandy says it best



Stealing from Sandy today:

Shorter Pres. Bush:

Yes we torture.
No we do not torture.
Yes we do.
Not torture, of course we do.
Torture?

To which I would add,

Even shorter Bush:
"Torture? Hey, works for us!"

Or why not, in the spirit of bi-partisanship, a Kerry-esque approach?
"I voted for torture before I was against it."
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2 comments:

  1. Comrade Kevin6:04 PM

    Or my personal favorite.

    What did 11 September have to do with the invasion of Iraq?

    "Nothing."

    "Everything"

    "Nothing."

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  2. Charleston Catholic / Clay Center Project10:59 AM

    Or you could just rephrase it. That always makes it sound better.

    "We do not torture prisoners. We derive intelligence from them through the use of minor, unpleasant, temporary situational questioning."

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