I mean, it's true! We can all get along.
Katherine Harris won the Florida Republican primary. So the good news is a whole bunch of agnostic bloggers are this very morning praising Jesus. Hallelujah!
She says that now the Florida Republican Party "will rally behind her."
Um, Katherine? Wake up, Katherine!
"If you are not electing Christians, tried and true, under public scrutiny and pressure, if you're not electing Christians, then in essence, you are going to legislate sin," she said.
Harris' comments so incensed challenger Monroe, that he said Tuesday night he would not support her as the party's nominee.
The remarks, he said, were "anti-Semitic" and "terribly frightening." Monroe, a Christian and lifelong Republican, said Harris was essentially advocating "a theocracy."
"I consider myself a loyal Republican," said Monroe, who worked in two GOP administrations. "But it amazes me anyone would support her."
Looks like the political parties are uniting behind a no-confidence vote against Rumsfeld, too! Will wonders never cease?
Rich Galen, a Republican consultant who worked as a civilian employee for the Defense Department in Iraq, said: “It’s really a free shot for Republicans. You can be in favor of what we are trying to accomplish in Iraq and not be in favor of Rumsfeld.”
But the news isn't all bad for Rummy:
Some Republicans in tough races have stuck by the defense secretary. In a television debate on the NBC program “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania offered his full
Look. Here's my advice for Rummy:
1. Keep in mind that Bill Frist, Tony Snow, and Rick Santorum have your back. That means stay on the Prozac!
2. Remember that calls for your resignation will pass. They'll pass like a very large kidney stone, but they'll pass.
3. Just keep watching your affirmation video. (Scary alert. Turn it up really loud to feel the secret of the Secretary's success.)
PS. Regardless of parentage (admittedly wacko) or patronage: Republicans, Democrats, irreligious bloggers, and Scientologists can safely agree on this one-- That is one pretty baby. God bless 'er.