New(ish) blogger: It's just that you are awesome and you teach this old lady stuff. And thanks for that.
ME: you're nice too. keep the faith and keep blogging.
NB: I feel like a bitch, though. That was actually written because a friend of mine who doesn't update often actually bitches that he is not getting hits.
He probably won't see himself in there though, because people like that never do.
He actually yelled at ME.
I don't take kindly to that shit. I have better things to do with my time than check his site a couple times a day to see IF he FINALLY wrote a new post.
ME: Ha. Those who've been at this for a few years know that posting at least TWICE a day is the best way to get traffic. Ha.
Feel like a bitch, hon? Honey, wear your bitchitude with pride. It's the only way these days.
NB: Twice a day? Oh, fuck me. I'm dead.