I was so not going to blog about her.
When I saw everything she ever knew about mugshots she learned from Tom Delay.
Not even when it turns out her incarceration cost the taxpayers an extra grand a day.
Not even when she bumped Michael Moore from Larry King live.
Then I saw her note from prison to TMZ.com (no frickin' link and don't go there from here. Promise me.)
The words "bleach my eyeballs" always seemed over the top to me, until now. Why she would feel the need to express herself artistically in jail, complete with, yeah I could have predicted, the little "hearts over the i's"...
What I wanna know is, yeah obviously the LA sheriff is a complete wanker, but why!? why!? why!? didn't the sheriff's staff psychiatrist see this. Under house arrest she might have access to colored markers, for chrissakes.
And she might wanna auction her stuff online.
Where I might see it.
Please Larry, tell her to get back to Saks and Taco Bell, and leave the paints aloooone.