Sunday, January 25

No response.



Shoveling snow for an hour gave me time to think about all the things I don't have to respond to.

I don't have to respond to John Boehner about taxes.

I don't have to respond to the email that said:

Dear Adult Content Blogger: We have an exciting NEW way for your readers to access the world of live sex video!


I don't know how they found me, I don't care, and I trust my intelligent, computer-savvy readers to google whatever turns their gears, by themselves.

If you got turned on by the image of someone actually wearing that penguin jockstrap... I have a general rule about "no one is wearing the panties at BG" but really.

I don't have to worry about middle child's creativity. I may have to worry about a teacher who writes "do not draw extra pictures" on a COLORING worksheet. Trust me, I saved that one for parent-teacher time. I am not amused.

I do not have to think about the blogger who is trying to talk her husband in to baby number five. (Whatever.)

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4 year old has something to say:

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Tax cut THAT, John Boehner!

11 comments:

  1. Ha. I got that same "Dear Adult Content Blogger" email. I'm guessing you got picked for the panties and the "fucks" and I got on their list for discussing rape and, well, also the occasional "fuck."

    But since I didn't find that penguin pic myself, maybe I do need their sexxy search engine?

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  2. It's odd to me they haven
    t trolled my site for "Adult" content. I posted my novel and it has very graphic scenes of an adult having sex with a 7 year old.

    And Boner has become irrelevant. His days are numbered. And would someone tell that asshole to stop with the tanning bed.

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  3. Oooooh. You mean Parent-Teach-Teacher time. A "teacher" determined to crush the creative juice right outa the child. But there is a line, I suppose. One of my twins drew cartoons on his ACT test. He has a fine arts degree now but manages a formal wear store.

    How the times change. Tanned skin was a social stigma that meant you had to work outdoors for a living. On Boner it is still a social stigma, only it means he's a jaggoff.

    WV: Ballogr

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  4. Well, that bit of intimate apparel gives 'global warming' a whole new twist.

    And teachers stifling creativity? Next thing you'll be telling the readership is that journalists parrot corporate talking points...Where does one draw the line in this cruel burlesque, I ask?

    ;>)

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  5. OK - now I'm confused. Obviously a mans apparel, yet a (nice) female form. Maybe it's a dildo holder for that girl on the go? Yet I thought you didn't wear panties. Way too much to think about...

    I never got to raise kids - I considered it a bad idea to reproduce with crazy-ass southern republican women, and alas, smart yankee women have better taste than to move here. And I hate cold. What a conundrum.

    But I guess it's all for the best if that is an example of what teachers are "teaching". Apparenty I had a bunch of liberal nut jobs for teachers - ahh for the good old days.

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  6. The only words I can use to describe that garment, Dr. Know, are "just wrong."

    And I don't post panties that people are actually wearing as a general rule, which was broken in this post. But I don't think of THAT as naughty, just wrong.

    In any event, my own panty habits are, as you might have guessed, not a matter for public inquiry. Nothing to see here moving on. (hahaha!)

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  7. yes, yes, jagoff! a favorite pittsburgh term and it fits.

    the penguin? well, only if you and your partner are hockey fans! ; )

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  8. "I may have to worry about a teacher who writes "do not draw extra pictures" on a COLORING worksheet."

    How sad. It was in third grade when my teacher started pulling the same type of bullshit.

    WVW: "cologre" Ha!

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  9. Anonymous6:52 PM

    Thanks for the explanation. I never would have guessed a penguin. Well, each to their own, but now I'm wondering about other cute little animal jocks. Or would that be jock animals?

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  10. Yikes! A German magazine once ran a story featuring the pink elephant version of that contraption.

    As for the coloring thing - gaaaah. Shades of Flan's speech in Six Degrees of Separation, and it's sad how many people in the thread can relate to the incident you describe. But seriously, you're obviously a good mom because you're appalled - and you saved that worksheet! Whoo-hoo! Video entry to come!

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  11. The penguin wouldn't work for me. Now a giraffe on the other hand...

    I was sent to the school shrink because all of my drawings were in black or brown crayola. When I finally was able to speak I told them it was because the big kids got all the cool colors and only left behind the crummy ones. But it took several sessions before they asked me why.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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