Dear Rahm Emanuel:
Let me see if I can say this in words you will understand:
It's called the OLD TESTAMENT. First fucking Samuel fucking Seventeen! David and fucking Goliath, remember?
If that's too old fashioned for you, at least go watch Pulp fucking Fiction again and go medieval on BP's asses.
And not to get personal or anything, but how come people over here are wishing you could be replaced by Howard Dean, like between the two of you, YOU'RE the pussy?
Sincerely yours,
Blue Gal
PS. To those publishers who were looking for the next Molly Ivins, but asked for a "young blogger"? Fuck you.
