Sunday, April 22

Blue Gal contest - caption this photo



You can caption it or photoshop it. Winner in the photoshop category will get a write-in vote for Harvard University Board of Overseers, with a photocopy of the actual mailed-in ballot, with his/her name or blog name written in, sent via snail mail from Blue Gal her own self.

Winner in the caption category will get the same deal on the Directors of the Harvard Alumni Association ballot.

Yeah, I know that as an alumna of a Prestigious Center of Learning I really should take these elections seriously and vote for the "professional resume padder" Gervaise Brook-Hampster or the "always available for one more committee meeting as long as there's plenty of Gimlets afterwards" Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith.

But I don't.

Made-up candidate's names from here, of course.

Deadline, oh, let's say noon Friday. Leave entries in comments.




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33 comments:

  1. Steve Denton3:03 PM

    "I can't believe I'm not President!!"

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  2. flaring3:10 PM

    What do you mean the surge isn't working?!

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  3. CAPTION it? I can't even LOOK at it.

    Make it go away!

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  4. "Get a load of that bulge there in Rudy's panties"!

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  5. "The John McCain Love Doll did not sell as well as expected."

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  6. "You mean Americans don't want to bomb Iran? But W. says they do!"

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  7. "What do you mean the liberal blogs are still alive and well! Doh!"

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  8. "Falwell was right -- those pocketrockets really work!"

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  9. I nuked Ohio? They put us in by 1%!

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  10. TheCunningRunt9:17 PM

    Dammit Tengrain, you stole my Idea! "Life-Like McLove Doll, available with Silk Tie or Feather Boa..."

    OK, option #2:

    "This is why we close the eyes and mouth as soon as possible after passing."

    ...Holy crap, look at those letters I hafta type to submit this idiocy!

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  11. blue to you too9:39 PM

    "GEORGE! NO TEETH, NO TEETH!!

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  12. 1. The Holy Spirit descends upon John McCain, and in the brief flash of understanding which comes from such events, John finally understands what a complete moron he has become these past few years.

    2. Senator McCain experiences an unfortunately temporary flash of insight, in which he understands that he has become one of the "'em" referred to in the phrase, "Fuck 'em if they can't take joke."

    3. Off camera, Karl Rove reminds Senator John McCain (seen here in the momentary rictus of passion his wife ever so desperately avoids) who the real boss is.

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  13. Shortly after his private audience with King George, Sen. McCain suffered an unfortunate case of blower's cramp.

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  14. OOOOOO-I saw Blue Gals Panties!

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  15. Awww...Doug beat me to the concept, but I gotta go with my first thought:

    "Waddya mean "Blow me" is just an expression?"

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  16. FreeBird3:32 AM

    News Wire has informed us that your favorite wholesale bargain rug outlet in beautiful downtown Baghdad has been blown to smithereens by the weakening insurgency.

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  17. StonyPillow6:25 AM

    Studies have determined Gas-X® is ineffective in releiving side effects of blowing smoke up your own ass.

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  18. CoolSchool8:23 AM

    I sang what?!

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  19. "You know how to whistle, don't you?
    Just pucker up and blow..."

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  21. rastybob10:56 AM

    Stick it here Mr. Pres. I'm a Bushbot.

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  22. "oh sweet mystery of life at last i've found yoooouuuuuu!!!"

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  23. Senator John McCain demonstrates what he did to the president to get his hands on the Bush campaign donors list.

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  24. In my off hours, I moonlight as a blow-up doll.

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  25. McCain, after eating some Barry Goldwater expert chili, finds that his cheeks have not stayed together!

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  26. McCain looks more and more like a melted version of his former self. With that in mind, here's my submission:

    http://www.jwharrison.com/blog/2007/04/24/blue-gals-mccain-caption-contest/

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  27. Oh crap! I just swallowed an IED.

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  28. This is so terrible, and so delicious.

    Here's my McCain Photoshop entry. It's a two-fer: a Photoshop with a bonus animated gif. Yay!

    And at least one more to come before the deadline.

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  29. Yesterday's two-fer has multiplied! Enjoy Round 2!

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  30. Here's my submission:

    Uh Oh…Someone Just Saw the Andrew Sullivan Art

    http://bigheaddc.com/2007/04/26/uh-ohsomeone-just-saw-the-andrew-sullivan-art/

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  31. Obama Won!


    http://www.verycyber.com

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