Thursday, April 26

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

Sorry, but when NPR reported this morning that Bush had given Paul Wolfowitz a "fresh vote of confidence," my brain immediately thought, "Summer's Eve." Speaking of douche, Mister President, maybe if your cuntensquirten loyalty came in fresh scents like "Tropical Rain" and "Island Splash," I wouldn't have to blog about it.

I got jiggy with this over at The Aristocrats, too.




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8 comments:

  1. DBK1:36 PM

    I'm at work right now, so stop making me laugh at loud.

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  2. Sherry Pasquarello2:59 PM

    i think it should be massingill medicated!!! ; )

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  3. Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein3:31 PM

    Douche jokes are always funny. Believe it or not I went to college with the Massengill douche heiress, and yes, she always smelled fresh and clean.

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  4. Batocchio4:38 PM

    "Mom, I don't feel fresh."

    "Hmm... Why not invade a foreign country? That'll take your mind off it!"

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  5. Anonymous8:06 PM

    I actually think of The Shrub as more of a Tucks kinda guy...

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  6. Anonymous11:59 PM

    Stop giving douches and fuckwads a bad name.

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  7. Old Dominion Blue7:21 PM

    Douche jokes ARE always funny, and this one was really really good.

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  8. Evil Spock7:58 PM

    What is up with the word jiggy?!? Evil Spock places a curse on Will Smith for popularizing that word . . .

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