Tuesday, April 10

Good One.

I had a dream last night that I was offered a job with Big Pharma.

9 comments:

  1. did you dream that you accepted or declined :) wanted to thank you for everything this weekend- it was fantastic! folks at my place are wanting to do another sometime- so i think we are already lined up for next year! :)

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  2. Oh yeah, Betmo I'll mention that frontpage. This is gonna be the way the blogosphere celebrates Easter, for sure. 675 bloggers can't be wrong.

    I never got a chance to accept the job but I woke up laughing (cue Robert Palmer song of the same name). It was kinda like offering the job to Matt Stone of South Park. I was not in an office, I was outside in the business office plaza (protesting? I'm not sure) when some gal from Personnel clopped up in high heels to ask if I wanted to discuss "the offer." (why is the height of Personnel Gals' heels in inverse proportion to their competence? ever wonder that?)I had no reaction at. all.

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  3. I enjoyed your posts over the weekend but was troubled by one line,

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  4. To all of you bloggers, whether you believe in God or not (and I really don't give a rat's ass if you do or don't.)

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  5. I once had a dream that George Bush offered me an exorbitant amount of money to research and chronicle the life of actress Jessica Alba.

    Don't know what that dream says about me, but I accepted because I've always wanted a paid writing gig.

    Weird.

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  6. One hopes you would use your powers, culled from life experience and blogging experience, to change big pharma.

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  7. My weirdest dream ever involved Emma Thompson, but that's another story...

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  8. I hate to sound like a complete dumdum, but what's big pharma?

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  9. This didn't involve Big Pharmaceutical directly, but the weirdest dream I ever had, I was on this planet called Earth. Some really strange-looking creatures lived there...two of about everything (arms, eyes, ears, legs, nostrils...) Anyway, these creatures had a great sense of humor, and I've never laughed so hard as I did in that dream. But what was so sad was they put a chimp on some sort of pedestal...gave him an atomic football with the power to destroy everybody or let everybody continue to pay off their military debt...it was sooooooo weird...

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