Dear Glenn Beck:
We female left wing bloggers really love you. I read Crooks this afternoon, and it's like, free posts for a week!
So what if the last time you had an honest to god date musta been like, the Nixon administration.
I mean, you know, in addition to me being an ugly progressive who has no hope of going to heaven?
And I STILL wouldn't let you buy me a drink. Ever.
Yet, I can't buh-leeve you forgot that "and they're sluts" part, you playa you!