|You Go For Brains!|
You want a guy with a big... brain. And of course it would be nice if he were a total hottie, but good looks actually bore you if they don't come with intelligence. Is he well-read? Does he get your pop-culture references? Does he know the difference between Bill Kristol and Billy Crystal? Is he afraid of big words? Has he ever, you know, voted Republican?
Is he funny and smart? If he turns on your brain, your heart is sure to follow!