In the event that giving up neocon power becomes necessary, oxygen masks will drop from the compartment above your House seat. Put on the nearest mask and breathe normally. If seated with a war, see to your own mask first, and then assist the war.
If you have two or more wars, choose which war you like best and assist that war first.
In the event that a pro-war candidate is elected, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device to protect you from drowning in frigid, neo-con controlled waters.
ReplyDeleteDang It!
ReplyDeleteI am just now gettin' around to putting you on my Blogroll.
I'm kickin' myself for not doing that sooner!
Next time ya run into that PhysioProf feller, he's the one that reminded me, not that I would ever give him that knowledge.
lol.
Blogroll Amnesty Day is on,I'd sure appreciate you returning the favor and I'll see you over at Drifty's if I don't see ya here first.
Busted.
http://ornerybastard.blogspot.com/
Exits are located to the left and center of the political spectrum.
ReplyDeletePlease take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit.
In some cases, your nearest exit may already be behind you.
In that case, place your head between your legs in the approved position and prepare for kissoff.
;>)