Tuesday, May 17

Why Blue Gal is against global warming

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Blue Gal has been invited by Henry (ooh, is it Baby Henry? I looove Baby Henry!) to join a virtual march against global warming. er. Okay. That way, I won't have to expel emissions by driving to the march. (Well, like most sentient creatures, Blue Gal does occasionally expel emissions on foot, but so far bgalrstate.blogspot.com is a fart joke-free zone, so let's keep it that way, kay?)

Any hoo, those of you who want to join me against global warming may do so here. (Thank me for not making a deposit in your email box.)

They asked Blue Gal why she was joining the march. Well, it's not 'cause Robert Kennedy Junior is such a hottie. No, Blue Gal reserves hottie activism for Brad Pitt (see banner ad on the sidebar below), who, by the way, she totally forgives for the leaving that low talent tv actress for the second* hottest soul mama on the planet.

Anti-global warming is a no-brainer, isn't it? Oh, that's why Blue Gal joined. Because, well, so is our President.

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*readers of Blue Gal ain't askin' who the first is...

2 comments:

  1. Rarely is the question asked...is our President learning?

    I doubt it.

    My response to the whole Angelina-Brad-Jennifer thing was an almost jaw breaking yawn.

    Owwwwww! I almost cared!

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  2. Sardonic comments aside...

    There's a guy we could all learn from, Mr. Abraham Lincoln.

    You'll have read this before.

    Second Inagural Address, March 1865.

    "With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations."

    Now more than ever, ya know?

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