The Trump Administration: A Zero On Rotten Tomatoes

"Trump Administration: The Movie" aspires to answer the question: What would happen if...

...a greedy, white-nationalist, sex-creep version of Dumbledore, 

....but with frontal dementia and mini-strokes, 

...found himself riding an All Terrain Armored Transport to Venezuela 

...in a desperate (yet possibly successful) attempt to escape the judgment of the Epstein Ring?  

 

The answer is: you don't care. Because by the time you make it to the end of this gaping sore of unending corruption, you'll begrudge George Lucas and J.K. Rowling and JRR Tolkien just for conceiving of worlds that could be so poorly re-imagined by the douches at Fox News and Newsmax.  (Also, CBS.)   And you won't thank the narrators, Jesse Watters, Stephen Miller, Laura Ingraham, and the rest of the prostitutes in this hellscape, for pouring their weak sauce over the whole shit sandwich.

You'll have run out of the theater before the final credits, so here's the fifty-cent tour:  

In a bizarre and failed attempt to bring in "comedy" revenue, Marco Rubio is cast as "the smart one."  And all the female leads look exactly the same. 

This is one mess of a story that really begs the question: why film it? Why watch it? Why? Stay away . . . and if you still decide to buy the ticket because, hey, freedom of expression and it's your country, too?  Fuck you, Bozo, your Fandango points go to Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Eli Lilly, and Meta!  

Fair warning, this movie is definitely not for kids. Unless you let your kids listen to you read explicit stories about pedophiles and enjoy extreme close-ups of lips damaged by gender-affirming injections. In which case, this is the movie for you . . . sicko!

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