|Your Daddy Is Bill O'Reilly|
"I can make my falafel this big."
What You Call Him: Falafel Daddy
Why He's Your Daddy: Because your daddy does not know the difference between a loofah and a falafel, and it cost him a reputed six million bucks. He also represents all that is worthy of ridicule in right wing politics, well, whatever isn't covered by Brit Hume, Pat Robertson, and Ann Coulter. Seriously, what would you do without him, Blue Gal?
slightly modified from Who's Your Daddy?