Tuesday, May 22
Chat with Manila Ryce.
Manila: hello lady
me: hello.
thanks for the linky love.
Manila: no prob
i might not be around much longer though
fox and the pentagon are both after me
me: what happened.
Manila: you read this one yet?
http://monkeymucker.blogspot.com/2007/05/whos-visiting.html
me: Geez.
They seem busy there at the pentagon.
"seem" being the operative word.
Manila: apparently they got to monkey muck through my site
me: huh.
Manila: i'm flattered
me: I'll have to check my stats and post some military panties.
Manila: no doubt
me: at least I can link to monkeymuck.
You know I linked to them Sunday, too.
lots of attention there!
yay!
BTW
I haven't checked this out yet
but Shunra sent it
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/20/us/politics/20walmart.html?em&ex=1179892800&en=81ccc3718a109afd&ei=5070
Hilary on the BoD of walmart?
man.
Manila: interesting
so that's why she praised wal-mart during the last debate
me: You can take the politician out of Arkansas...
Manila: so aside from the pentagon, my two simpsons videos were pulled from youtube
so fox is after me too
me: you are just Mr. Stud Muffin Popular!
Manila: if i stop posting, it's because gitmo doesn't have internet
me: pfffft.
You will look really sexy in an orange jumpsuit.
Manila: i actually would
me: yeah. I know.
Manila: orange is good on me
me: you're an autumn.
Manila: even if it is urine and bloodsoaked
me: Of course, you can't get your colors done at gitmo either.
I'm going to post this chat, btw.
It's too funny.
Manila: don't worry. i'm sure it's already being transcribed
monkey muck wants to share a cell with me
me: I'll bet.
Manila: who wouldn't?
me: He can throw feces for the guards.
it's a two for one!
Manila: if he learns how to electrocute genitals too they might give him a job there.
me: you might have to feed him extra monkey chow for that
I wonder if there is an application online for Gitmo guard.
Manila: why not? apparently there's an application for al-qaeda. that's what they're using against padilla
me: yeah. I don't see why not.
Manila: turn-ons: burqas and suicide
turn-offs: freedom
me: don't forget bad breath.
and guards who don't listen.
gotta go but I'll post first.
love on ya.
Manila: okay. i gotta go workout. if i'm going to gitmo to be stripped naked in front of everyone i want to look my best
i'm sure there will be plenty love on me there
but thanks
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That is some funny stuff, no wonder my ears were burning.
ReplyDeleteI have a sinking feeling I'll be Manila's bee-otch in our little cell.
It's pretty much solitary confinement Dr. Monkerstein, but I'll be sure to cut out a glory hole. They say it's all the same when the lights are off, or when there's a bag over your head.
ReplyDeleteI think it is just another crawler. I've had the Pentagon, the DOJ, and the Senate Sargeant at Arms at MPS drop by for about a year now.
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Tengrain
I am so lost.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
@Tengrain
ReplyDeleteI like to think they're merely bored employees enjoying our wonderful work in between porn searches. They're probably loving the shout-out.
Dang it, why do I ALWAYS have to wear the bag?
ReplyDeleteManilla -
ReplyDeleteIf so, I just got the Sargeant at Arms fired.
Regards,
Tengrain