My contribution:
Vicky Iseman found alive, reveals all: I am Jon Benet Ramsey! (Obvious, but hey. Even I have enough taste not to photoshop that one.)
And of course the real story is how they totally leave the McCain's alone with their crap...
Add your tabloid headline below...
I knew she looked familiar!
ReplyDeleteIt's all a little too "Men in Black" for me: "Finest investigative journalism on the planet!"
ReplyDeleteHJ
Joe Biden's secret gambling habit, maybe?
ReplyDelete"John McCain fathers secret love child..."
ReplyDeleteOh. Wait a sec...
Because the idea of John Edwards having a little something-something on the side is exciting to the msm, but picturing crazy old McCain getting his groove on makes them all throw up in their own mouths.
ReplyDelete"Batboy's love child is fathered by Space Alien McCain". Sorry, that will be next weeks Weekly World News not the Enquirer.
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Kidnapped Nun Gives Birth to Space Alien's Baby - Child Looks Like Elvis.
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Tengrain
According to Dimitar Zahariev, volcanos and earthquakes are about to cause geographical changes on the planet.
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