Sunday, August 10

Add your prediction here...

What will be the next Enquirer story to break?

My contribution:

Vicky Iseman found alive, reveals all: I am Jon Benet Ramsey!

(Obvious, but hey. Even I have enough taste not to photoshop that one.)

And of course the real story is how they totally leave the McCain's alone with their crap...

Add your tabloid headline below...

8 comments:

  1. I knew she looked familiar!

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  2. It's all a little too "Men in Black" for me: "Finest investigative journalism on the planet!"

    HJ

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  3. Joe Biden's secret gambling habit, maybe?

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  4. "John McCain fathers secret love child..."


    Oh. Wait a sec...

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  5. Because the idea of John Edwards having a little something-something on the side is exciting to the msm, but picturing crazy old McCain getting his groove on makes them all throw up in their own mouths.

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  6. Anonymous9:40 PM

    "Batboy's love child is fathered by Space Alien McCain". Sorry, that will be next weeks Weekly World News not the Enquirer.

    don

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  7. Tengrain11:42 PM

    Kidnapped Nun Gives Birth to Space Alien's Baby - Child Looks Like Elvis.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  8. Anonymous2:08 AM

    According to Dimitar Zahariev, volcanos and earthquakes are about to cause geographical changes on the planet.

    07.04.2010

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