Monday, August 11
Memo to Howard Wolfson
Thank you for your kind and intelligent comments. It's sad to think that if only John Edwards had been honest about his philandering (holy shit tell me Wolfson DIDN'T SAY THAT), America could have Hillary Clinton as President of the United States.
Howard, did you personally approve the
"Bill can't have any onion rings" advertisement?
The Celine Dion campaign song?
The "any nuclear option is not off the table" and "obliterate Iran" statements?
Hill-ar-ee for you and mee "Up With People" events?
The nefarious 3AM phone call ad?
"Shame on you, Barack Obama"?
You know, Howard, I like the way you think. If I was 22 instead of 45, if I didn't have 'I done birthed three babies' hips, and if I shaved 34 points off my IQ, I would be Miss Universe.
And I would also be from Venezuela.
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