Friday, May 13
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left
Two articles on Republicans and Language:
Republicans Contort Language Into Strange Configurations That Make It All But Meaningless
Alice in MedicareLand
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Wednesday, May 11
Question of the Day: @maddow take note
We know FOR A FACT that Vice President Cheney made 7.75 million dollars in Halliburton stock options during ONE YEAR as Vice President. What are David Gregory's holdings? David Brooks? How much of its own stock does GE hold, and how much does GE make when corporate welfare benefits their war machinery business?
And why is this spending off the table?
Sunday, May 8
A repost from last March.
...And it's paid for with the blood of five thousand US soldiers and many more Iraqi civilians.
Anyone who gives her a seat on their television show is twisting the knife on all that is decent and honorable about America.




The idea that her father's war profits...
pay for cosmetic surgery...
to make her look more telegenic...
so she can promote and defend the murder of innocents and the torture of any...
in order to "keep me safe"?
Liz Cheney, and the networks who give her a stage, make Jesus himself vomit.
Anyone who gives her a seat on their television show is twisting the knife on all that is decent and honorable about America.




The idea that her father's war profits...
pay for cosmetic surgery...
to make her look more telegenic...
so she can promote and defend the murder of innocents and the torture of any...
in order to "keep me safe"?
Liz Cheney, and the networks who give her a stage, make Jesus himself vomit.
Friday, May 6
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left
Link for this episode, our appearance on The Matthew Filipowicz show, at the 9:10 minute marker.
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Tuesday, May 3
Fox and Friends cover the story
Via Sandy Underpants at The Aristocrats, addressing FOX and Friends: "Why is Ronald Reagan not getting more credit for the killing of Osama? He did invent helicopters and gun powder and shoes. He put the whole operation in motion."
Sunday, May 1
Saturday, April 30
What Royal Wedding?
My seven-year-old stylist and I perused the David's Bridal website for (strictly DIY) hair style ideas.
She informed me that I should get "that" dress. Cost: One and one half mortgage payments.
"That's a LOT of money!" I said.
She sighed. "Yeah, you're paying for the fashion."
No, I'm not.
Friday, April 29
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left CORRECTED
Links for this episode:
Blue Gal (for once) on David Effing Brooks.
Lawrence O'Donnell throws Orly Taitz off his show (h/t Heather).
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Wednesday, April 27
The Professional Left on the Radio (YouTube)
Driftglass and I had breakfast at the Heartland Cafe in Rogers Park, Chicago last Saturday (with the amazing Matt Filipowicz and his fiancee The Kate, a divinity student who KNITS, twins!!!). It was a surprise to us to get pulled to the stage to appear on the local radio program Live at The Heartland. Thanks to the crew for keeping DG off camera.
What percentage of success is just showing up?
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Saturday, April 23
Blog Against Theocracy - The sins of the fathers
I've been really interested in this whole defund Planned Parenthood thing from the standpoint of stopping theocracy in America. Mike Pence is a self-described evangelical Christian, and his insistence on defunding the non-abortion activities (he can't defund the abortion part because he doesn't fund it) of Planned Parenthood stinks of Levitican punishment for something with which he and his acolytes disagree.
Take note: I called them acolytes not constituents. Pence is running for Governor of Indiana and needs his coffers filled from way beyond the Sixth Congressional District he "represents," and a number of his constituents, particularly women of child-bearing age and those who love those women, don't see Pence as a representative of their values.
I find it fascinating that the push for Theocracy so often dovetails with the sin of avarice.
Take note: I called them acolytes not constituents. Pence is running for Governor of Indiana and needs his coffers filled from way beyond the Sixth Congressional District he "represents," and a number of his constituents, particularly women of child-bearing age and those who love those women, don't see Pence as a representative of their values.
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Friday, April 22
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left
Links for this episode:
Blue Gal on why threats to Medicare for younger people fail.
Susie Bright's memoir.
Susie Bright's podcast on Audible
Related to Blog against Theocracy: Americans United for the Separation of Church and State.
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Tuesday, April 19
Monday, April 18
A Listener Writes....
Dear Professional Left Podcast:
Should I be offended much by all that people are saying about Obama being "back" ?? I find it funny and suspicious that Obama suddenly became someone we might be able to like after he announced his reelection campaign. It's amazing to me that people can talk about how awesome he is after he continuously hits them. He isn't a centrist. When you look at his record, he is a Rockefeller Republican. All of what he has actually done is very much Rockefeller Republican. Why is no one talking about how "Gee, isn't that interesting that he is suddenly telling us what we want to hear right when he needs our money..." Seriously. Look at what he is doing. He isn't fighting for the liberals/progressives. Why should we support him? Who should we support?
A listener to the podcast
Dear Listener:
suddenly telling us what we want to hear right when he needs our money.
He's not telling us what we want to hear, he's telling us what Sherrod Brown told him to say. And Sherrod Brown knows that no one will vote for Medicare killers.
This is not about us. We're irrelevant.
But guess what? Obama is irrelevant, too.
We progressives have to be careful to remember that this is not about Obama, who will be gone in six years or less. This is about us. Are we going to be about how no one in the White House is good enough for us, or are we building something bigger and longer lasting than one administration?
I don't focus so much on Obama because frankly, as far as Presidents go he's all we've got. It's not that he's better than Bush -- it's that in the long run he is just one more administration we've had to hold accountable to liberal values. That is such as it ever was.
I know it makes a lot of people on our side feel jolly to diss Barack as some sort of massive traitor. But they're rewriting history because saying "Obama is a centrist ahole" is just as easy as saying "Fuck Bush" and it turns out those progressives don't have much else other than a constant state of aggrieved righteousness. Obama was my FIFTH choice for the Democratic nomination. Hillary was SIXTH.
Sigh. So it's not about who should we support but WHAT. Union issues, elder care, education, infrastructure. Pick something, make it local, write to your paper (because old people still read tree killing stuff and they vote) write a blog, give money, shout in the streets, fight the power. And remember that the muckrakers did all that a hundred years ago and oh, don't get me started on what a fucking corporate shill Woodrow Wilson was.
Best, and thanks for your letter,
Fran / BG
Careless Whisper with @SusieBright!
She's actually inviting me to turn around and get uninhibited by the spore flower from "This Side of Paradise", Star Trek TOS FTW!!!
Okay the truth. I found out that Susie Bright was going to be on book tour in Chicago and then next up in St. Louis, and that she would hafta drive right through our proverbial cornfield to get from one to the next. Driftglass drove her down from Chicago (Yeah he could just retire from blogging now but I won't let him.) and we put her up for the night and fed her. This is at Augie's Front Burner, a local restaurant that I chose.
It was so funny because Susie spent the time before dinner looking up restaurants on Yelp and cracked up about ponyshoes. For those of you unfamiliar a ponyshoe is a smaller version of a horseshoe, which is a local dish consisting of an open-faced sammich consisting of...
Texas toast topped with
Meat
topped with
French Fries
topped with
WHITE CHEESE SAUCE.
If you see Jesus in the cheese sauce, call your server back to the table and also have the chef come out and share the blessing.
Susie thought the idea of ponyshoes was a hoot.
We love her. And her book is awesome.
Friday, April 15
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left
Link for this episode:
Harold Ford Jr. has trouble with Math
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Tuesday, April 12
Bonus Podcast: DG and BG on Mad as Hell in America
This was really fun. Thanks to Adam Klugman, and don't forget you can listen to Adam's show at Mad as Hell in America.
If you need a happy story today
My youngest, who by all accounts is THE social whirlwind of her First Grade, told me what happened in school yesterday:
Well, I went to school and guess what? LaKesha has the exact same coat as me! And so she said, "do you wanna be twins?"
School desegregation is a good thing.
And the babies above are actual twins. God is love, people.
Monday, April 11
Friday, April 8
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left
Links for this episode:
Ronald Reagan’s state’s rights dog whistle in Mississippi
Poll of Mississippi Republicans on interracial marriage
And if you think we’re overreaching on the fundamentalist Christian / Racist link, read this.
And here's Melissa Harris Perry on The Rachel Maddow Show:
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Thursday, April 7
Questions for Michele Bachmann
If you get your wish and defund and repeal ObamaCare what about the $250.00 that was sent to seniors in the donut hole last year? Do they have to send it back?
Will you cancel the 50% discount ObamaCare gives on generic drugs for which seniors in the donut hole are eligible? Will they have to go back to paying full price or do without medication for which there is no coverage?
Are you insistent that the donut hole continue past 2020, since ObamaCare eliminates the donut hole gradually by that date?
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services estimates that more than a quarter of Part D participants stop following their prescribed regimen of drugs when they hit the donut hole.
The day will come when they will regret calling it "ObamaCare." That day is when voters see the real benefit of it, and you continue advocating for taking it away.
Will you cancel the 50% discount ObamaCare gives on generic drugs for which seniors in the donut hole are eligible? Will they have to go back to paying full price or do without medication for which there is no coverage?
Are you insistent that the donut hole continue past 2020, since ObamaCare eliminates the donut hole gradually by that date?
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services estimates that more than a quarter of Part D participants stop following their prescribed regimen of drugs when they hit the donut hole.
The day will come when they will regret calling it "ObamaCare." That day is when voters see the real benefit of it, and you continue advocating for taking it away.
Wednesday, April 6
Driftglass and Blue Gal on broadcast radio
Driftglass and I will be on 'Mad as Hell in America' with Adam Klugman, Saturday evening. We're scheduled to be on the second half of the second hour of the show (around 7:30 pm Eastern Time, 4:30 pm Pacific) talking about, oh, I dunno, politics and stuff. :D
Adam's a great guy who just started this show in Portland a few weeks ago. We're honored to be on because DG and I know for a fact that America needs more progressive broadcast radio! You can listen livestream style on the show's website.
Buh Bye, Glenn Beck
For the full story and lots of turd polishing (h/t The Daily Show) from Ailes, see Stop Beck, which did most of the heavy lifting on shaming his advertisers.
Anybody who compares Beck's departure to Olbermann's gets their dick cut off in Photoshop by me personally. Got that?
Tuesday, April 5
Mrs. Gingrich's Diary goes audio! (2:52)
DG and I are playing with some different formats for an upcoming project (watch this space) and here's a sample. This does not replace the podcast; but we're thinking of doing a very short comedy show in the middle of the week with three minute skits.
This audio is based on the Mrs. Gingrich's Diary project, which grew out of the fact that for a time, @MrsGingrich3 on twitter was suspended because they thought I was impersonating the real thing. As if.
This audio is based on the Mrs. Gingrich's Diary project, which grew out of the fact that for a time, @MrsGingrich3 on twitter was suspended because they thought I was impersonating the real thing. As if.
Friday, April 1
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left
Links for this week:
The Florida Uterus story
Eric Cantor thinks he can pass a bill all by himself.
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Thursday, March 31
That Carl Jung cracks me up.
Yes, honey, I'll have the crow.
A friend sent me "the test," which I took, and apparently I'm (shock)
INFP - The Idealist
INFPs, more than other iNtuitive Feeling types, are focused on making the world a better place for people. Their primary goal is to find out their meaning in life. What is their purpose? How can they best serve humanity in their lives? They are idealists and perfectionists, who drive themselves hard in their quest for achieving the goals they have identified for themselves.
The INFP is driven to help people and make the world a better place.
INFPs are flexible and laid-back, until one of their values is violated. In the face of their value system being threatened, INFPs can become aggressive defenders, fighting passionately for their cause.
When it comes to the mundane details of life maintenance, INFPs are typically completely unaware of such things. They might go for long periods without noticing a stain on the carpet, but carefully and meticulously brush a speck of dust off of their project booklet. [or photoshop pixel?]
INFPs have very high standards and are perfectionists. Consequently, they are usually hard on themselves, and don't give themselves enough credit. [Okay honey, I get it I get it.]
INFPs are usually talented writers. They may be awkard and uncomfortable with expressing themselves verbally, but have a wonderful ability to define and express what they're feeling on paper. INFPs also appear frequently in social service professions, such as counselling or teaching. They are at their best in situations where they're working towards the public good, and in which they don't need to use hard logic.
INFPs who function in their well-developed sides can accomplish great and wonderful things, which they will rarely give themselves credit for. [YES, DEAR.] Some of the great, humanistic catalysts in the world have been INFPs.
Wednesday, March 30
A totally serious question about Scott Walker
I'm beginning to wonder if there isn't some sort of mob threat over Walker's head, that he HAS to get this union busted or he's more than recalled, if you know what I mean. Everything he's done on this score has that ring of desperation to it. And now he's even ignoring his state's own courts to get'er done. Does he need to be thrown in jail to understand the rule of law? Or would it be better to go the protective custody route and find out exactly what the bad guys have on him?
Always the bridesmaid?
It appears that Greta Van Susteren has been assigned to Sarah by Mr. Ailes. She couldn't be happier.
Tuesday, March 29
I won I won!
Fame! Fortune! And JUST WAIT until you meet my bodyguard.
But seriously folks, THANK YOU SO MUCH for your votes, retweeting, posting, prompting, and good wishes. A special thanks to the staff at Crooks and Liars for the props and the bump, especially Susie and Heather.
It worked! We're going to Minneapolis!
Thanks.
One of my favorite poems, ever.
You Want a Social Life, with Friends
By Kenneth Koch
You want a social life, with friends.
A passionate love life and as well
To work hard every day. What's true
Is of these three you may have two
And two can pay you dividends
But never may have three.
There isn't time enough, my friends--
Though dawn begins, yet midnight ends--
To find the time to have love, work, and friends.
Michelangelo had
feeling For Vittoria and the Ceiling
But did he go to parties at day's end?
Homer nightly went to banquets
Wrote all day but had no lockets
Bright with pictures of his Girl.
I know one who loves and parties
And has done so since his thirties
But writes hardly anything at all.
Rest in Peace, Jessica Awesome

Last week our gerbil's body started swelling, and yesterday morning her breathing became very heavy. I took her to the vet knowing she would not come home with me.
We picked up the children one at a time from school, and broke the news. They took it very well. A few tears, and then my youngest said "she will always be alive in our hearts."
We get a new pet after spring break (because Mommy says so).
On topic, a poem from Writer's Almanac. Rest in peace, Jessica Awesome. We love you.
Monday, March 28
Artist's Notebook: Remembering National Lampoon
One of my favorite memories from childhood was peeking at my parent's National Lampoon Magazines. I remember my dad laughing over "Mrs. Agnew's Diary," from which my own "Mrs. Gingrich's Diary" is flat out stolen. I was thinking about NatLamp this weekend while hanging out with a fellow artist.
"Oh my god, I just had an awful awful thought," I said, laughing.
"What?" he said.
I put my hand to my heart. "Oh no, you'll think less of me."
"Oh goody." He said.
"Okay. Do you recollect that National Lampoon cover, 'buy this magazine or we'll shoot this dog?' "
"I think so."
I continued. "Okay, I admit this is just awful. What if it was The National Review and Katherine Jean Lopez was on the cover?"
He smiled. "I love you."
"Yeah, but you can't call a woman a dog. You just can't."
I kept thinking out loud..."plus, there's the whole gun thing. You can't show a woman or any human, actually, with a gun. Not anymore."
He was, as usual, supportive. "You'll play with Photoshop and think of something."
"Oh my god, I just had an awful awful thought," I said, laughing.
"What?" he said.
I put my hand to my heart. "Oh no, you'll think less of me."
"Oh goody." He said.
"Okay. Do you recollect that National Lampoon cover, 'buy this magazine or we'll shoot this dog?' "
"I think so."
I continued. "Okay, I admit this is just awful. What if it was The National Review and Katherine Jean Lopez was on the cover?"
He smiled. "I love you."
"Yeah, but you can't call a woman a dog. You just can't."
I kept thinking out loud..."plus, there's the whole gun thing. You can't show a woman or any human, actually, with a gun. Not anymore."
He was, as usual, supportive. "You'll play with Photoshop and think of something."
Sunday, March 27
Thanks for your support. Only one day of voting left!
Here's the deal folks. It's very very tight voting for the Netroots Nation Scholarship. The top three vote getters automatically get a scholarship to Netroots Nation. This will really help me and Driftglass afford our trip to Minnesota.
I'm in a very very tight race for third place. And voting ends Monday night (the 28th) at midnight. After that there are round twos and selection committees, etc, for remaining spots, but this is where I get off the self-promotion bandwagon. So if you are able to vote for me, I would really appreciate your help!
Vote for me here. Or click the icon above.
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Friday, March 25
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left
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Thursday, March 24
You ate it.
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First @MrsGingrich3 is deleted because of "impersonation" (no, really).
And now he's deleting tweets about his third wife buying him peanut butter eggs?
Mrs. Gingrich's Diary will have something to say about this.
Tuesday, March 22
Monday, March 21
A pressing question for the State Department
h/t a commenter at The Times; also too, she went to Jerusalem after her India trip, presumably to wash off the Islam and Hindi. Anybody know who is paying for this trip? I assume SarahPAC.
Update: Oh nevermind. It was a speaking engagement. OF COURSE it was.
Friday, March 18
Our Weekly Podcast - The Professional Left
Links from this episode:
Driftglass's eulogy of David Broder
Color photographs of San Francisco earthquake
The Moral Underground: How Americans Subvert an Unfair Economy
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