Thursday, July 12

The price is right...

By now you've heard the catch phrase IOKIYAR, it's okay if you're a Republican. I'd like to propose TPIRIYAD. The price is right if you're a Democrat. Take a look:


If you're a Democrat, okay, it might almost cost you the Presidency and your marriage, but in the end it was free.

Republican: Beg some undercover cop to give you 20 dollars so you can do it to him.

Adult Diapers

Democrat: About 13 bucks for fifteen at Costco.

Republican: When it comes out that wearing diapers is your thang, and you're willing to pay a hooker to put one on you, it will cost you your career, your immortal soul, and your wife might just castrate you.

Slow News Week in the Blogosphere

Democrat: With the exact same thirteen bucks you didn't spend on adult diapers, you can log-off, go down to the pub, buy you and your honey a beer, and then go home and blow each other for free.

Republican: Pretty damn expensive.


  1. and a republican usually just isn't worth the money or the time. ; )

  2. Anonymous7:28 PM

    Who knew "hung like an elephant" was really an insult?

  3. Anonymous9:03 PM

    Didn't the guy in the Florida mensroom offer to pay the undercover cop??

  4. The story as I heard it was the offer was to do it for twenty bucks. Solicitation was the charge.

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