Friday, November 10

BREAKING: New Direction*** for Mehlman

He's taking Dobson's place on the Pastor Haggard counseling team. It's a promotion.

"Pastor, on your knees...assume this position...good!"


I'm gonna miss that boy. At least Jean Schmidt is still around, dammit.

***and by new direction, I mean the homonym. I said, homonym.

3 comments:

  1. This is too funny!

    BAC

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  2. You liberals and your reliance on ad homonym attacks.

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  3. "I thought it was just something in his eye when Father Teddy winked and said, "body of Christ" as he slipped something into my mouth..."

    An excerpt from Ken's memoirs as head of the RNC.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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