If you are one of those people already finished with your Christmas shopping, or one of those amazing people who don't do it, this won't apply to you.
Here are toys my daughters will get "over Santa's dead body."
This is the latest fashion doll, MyScene's Kennedy, whose expression can change "with the touch of a button." Generally she is either smirking or has a gigantic O face, and just look at the kinds of things that get her excited:
Don't doubt for a minute that these dolls are designed for the kindergarden set. And as bad as these dolls are, look at this. With the "Swappin Styles" dolls, if you don't like your doll's mood, you can transplant her head.
Not under my tree, you don't.