I probably won't attend the red carpet ceremony for this one. But I've got my dress ready for the Koufax's:
That's my virtual dress for the virtual red carpet. If you think I could fit in something like that after three kids, well, you're probably voting for W in '08.
I nominated a couple other blogs for best humor blog: Princess Sparkle Pony and CFAV. Don't make me pick.
Speaking of Sparklepony, Her Highness has an innovative product in development with the Michael Steele campaign talking urinal cake. (I can barely type those last three words without gagging. Sorry.) Back in the day I visited Qwerty's house and he had a pic of a smiling yuppie taped to the inside of his toilet lid. All of which gave me the idea for a low cost alternative: taping a picture of Jean Schmidt to the inside of my toilet seat lid. I like this idea better than the urinal cake because a) for some reason it doesn't have the eww factor the urinal cake does and b) it is unisex. Women can moon and men can, well, you know. Please, no comments on how she might like that.
Who the hell could fit into that, three kids or none? What is that, like a 3 inch waist? Somebody give that poor model a sammich!
ReplyDeleteKaren, you know my bustle is built in. The rest of you, I present to you my theme song.
ReplyDeleteWell, BG, the people over at unruly mob weren't so excited. I simply explained quite briefly what had happened, and put a link. They deleted it.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that the Left really will go very far if we adopt the authoritarian behavior of those we claim to be against.
I think it partly explains why the Left is constantly in disarray. Even Murtha's loss reveals this same type of myopia and lack of conviction.
It's a shame. We can do a lot better than this.
The Jean Schmidt idea is lovely... touching.
ReplyDeleteAnd, as always, thanks for the kind words!
There's a song about that, too, Organic. I'll explain about the boy shorts over there.
ReplyDeleteYou get my vote, Blue Gal!.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to nominate my blog because I'm too new to da blogosphere.
Speaking of blogwhoring, Beege, you're cordially invited to my 2-year Blog-i-versary party at Hooterville...
ReplyDeleteI got your back, SB!
ReplyDeleteThe dress is still pretty and you still have my vote.
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