Folks, I Google Image Search the words "blue" and "panties" oh, every other hour or so, and I came across this. I hate to be a stinker and reprint it, but then again honey, if you see this you can be glad I'm not linking you, too.
Dear [guy I apparently met in Myspace and may or may not have 'hooked up' with]:
Wanted you to know I bought two pair of crotchless panties, one black and one white, and that electric blue silky nighty you liked, the one with the kinda open shoelace sides to it? Anyway, to prove it, here's the mailing receipt, but I won't post pictures of me in it because I'm pretty sure my Mom reads my blog.
Yeah, I choked on my bagel, too.
So anyhow, I just don't know where to begin talking to this woman. (Yeah, she's over 21.)
I guess the best advice I can give her is:
GET A NEW MOM, honey. My letter to Mama Blue Gal would go like this:
Dear Mom, could use a few more pair of lace crotchless panties. You know the size. No rush.
Love, your eldest daughter