Thursday, August 9
Guys who are going to wait a while. A long while.
Republic of Dogs has been combing the Craig's List personals so I don't have to. Not that I would, but still:
I want a cute petite girl who dont mind moving right in with a man after a few weeks of dating. I hate going out and looking for woman so I figured I would try this.
Yeah, "looking for woman" is such a pain in the butt. They're always out of them at AutoZone.
and this one:
Hi, Matt from Wilmington. Im looking to get a BJ and like twice or three times a week with the same person. I’m clean and disease free so should you. No prostitutes please. I’m just looking for a normal girl who loves roses, who is laid back and up for doing this about 2 or 3 times a week. Thanks Matt.
If your serious, please send a few photos and your stats.
Oh yeah, you had me until you asked for "normal." And not knowing the difference between your and you're is an automatic disqualification, anyway.
I've been reading a few "self-help/relationship" books this year and gotta say there's a real proclivity, even among male Ph.D. authors, to portray men as having absolutely no emotional needs apart from sex. I don't support that, in spite of the above.
By the way, you two Craig's List guys: "proclivity" is not a sapphic or even gynocentric term--oh nevermind.