Friday, August 17
Please reset your watches, civilization has ended.
I mean, I'm not trying to go all Dr. Hook here. But Zac Effing Efron is a synthetic pop star created in the Disney labs. And what is up with Rolling Stone magazine anyway? "John Edwards is a real liberal with big ideas"? Do they just cut and paste from his campaign website?
I'm seriously beginning to think that the real reason there is a disconnect between the blogosphere and the mainstream media is, there's actual writing here.
Which means the only way we're going to segueway this stuff into a real job is to become Hollywood publicists.
Please. Kill me now.
UPDATE: Jeebus Feaking Crisco.
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