Wednesday, August 22

Seriously Forbes, WTF?

They've got a list of the (ooh!) "best cities for singles;" Washington DC is number 6. I know people from Washington. No where in their survey is the "number of single males who are gay." But nevermind, this is their advice about DC...

Must be a typo. No way are they number 20 on the drunk scale if she's the most eligible bachelorette.


  1. It's clearly a typo. It should read, "most horrifying bachelorette with questionable sexual proclivities." Mistakes like that happen all of the time.

  2. Ugh.

    I wouldn't touch her with yours.

    Lots of gay single men in DC? Could have fooled me. I thought that was Midtown in Atlanta.

  3. Anonymous9:21 PM

    If she's the most eligible bachelorette, the drunken rating has got to be spot on.

  4. Anonymous9:39 PM

    I wouldn't do her with Brad Pitt's dick and with Tom Cruise pushin' me.



  5. Reading Tengrain's comment made me forget what I was going to say.

    And after that, what could I say anyway?

    Too funny.

    Tengrain. Not Condi.

  6. Anonymous11:36 PM

    Oh Tengrain......did you mean pushin' you with a shoehorn?

  7. oh Tengrain.....people on the 6th floor think i am nuts

    i think ABC should do a version of the Bachelor with Condi --- and the people she gets to choose are like Karl Rove, Maliki, and a host of victims from Katrina....

  8. Too much, Ten ... and about DC, yeah, a gay mecca ... just ask Condi!


  9. All I can say is I spent twenty-five years there and never had a single sober day.

  10. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Let's see a picture of you, I'd beg to wager you're probably about a 3 on a scale of 1,000,000--You are in Alabama, and probably inbred.

  11. Gee, thanks for stopping by, Condi!

    (Condi is from Alabama her own self. Welcome back, the Pappagallo store in in Mountain Brook now.)


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