Proposed Florida license plate.
Dear Florida Legislature:
Here's the test.
If you can imagine it on Mr. Gibson's car, remember? The car that got pulled over because he was drunk driving and then he yelled antisemitisms at a woman officer?
That means your license plate is not only unconstitutional, it's reeeealy tacky.
I also laugh very hard when Barry Lynn says the original "may" spark a lawsuit.
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Yep, good ol' Florida, my home.
ReplyDeleteI thought nothing could beat the "I BELIEVE" plate. Clearly, I was wrong.
The California version will have a big busty starlet playing Mary slathering him with baby oil.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
Regards,
Tengrain
Hey BG,
ReplyDeleteJust something I noticed. The anti-Semitic remarks were made to the arresting officer, a deputy James Mee. The remarks allegedly, but disproven in the police report, made to a female officer were something like sucrose teets. It was an s and t but I can't remember.
Anyways, thought I'd point it out so no freeper can claim your making false allegations.
Peace out Sea trout,
PS: thanks again for blogerrific tips. I've got the inside scoop now on some of my favorite bloggers (skippy, you, Ten, Zaius, etc.)
Neet-o
It's not really Florida Jesus without the board shorts and crocs.
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that is so tacky. just tacky on top of everything else.
ReplyDelete"Boy, crucifixion really sucks. Good thing I've got this warm sun shining down!"
ReplyDeleteEric Idle could write a new song about this one.
For peak homophonic hilarity, bolt one of these onto a Honda Pilot.
ReplyDeleteBeyond tacky, even for Florida.
ReplyDeleteThat's klassy.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have a problem with the Jeebus "I'm holier than thou" vanity plate so long as I could get an FSM vanity plate. Or, I could get a Jeebus vanity plate with "ATHEIST" or other similarly offensive/subversive message.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, I don't live in Florida or anywhere near it...
I don't know. Without a depiction of the spikes driven through his hands and feet - and where's the blood? is that a crown of thorns or a tiara? - it just doesn't have the full panache of a good Catholic object of worship.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, it is good to see Jesus depicted as SO impossibly white, as is - you know - historically accurate.