Wednesday, September 21

Blue Gal's guide to looking gouge-ous...


Ooh! Ooh! Blue Gal's panties can hardly take this excitement. There are Democratic governors going after those big nasty oil companies, and demanding a refund for that three dollar a gallon gas Blue Gal put in the 'ol minivan! Bonus! Do Humvee drivers get a double refund? After all, they have two gas tanks.

Blue Gal can't think where she's gonna spend all that money...or how she's gonna get it. Guess she's just gonna hafta open up a PayPal account after all.

In other news, here's grandmaster Bill Clinton on the economy:

What Americans need to understand is that ... every single day of the year, our government goes into the market and borrows money from other countries to finance Iraq, Afghanistan, Katrina, and our tax cuts...We have never done this before. Never in the history of our republic have we ever financed a conflict, military conflict, by borrowing money from somewhere else...We depend on Japan, China, the United Kingdom, Saudi Arabia, and Korea primarily to basically loan us money every day of the year to cover my tax cut and these conflicts and Katrina. I don't think it makes any sense. (thanks to Bush Tracker)

Blue Gal appreciates Mr. Clinton tres mucho, but trips up on the words "Americans need to understand" and "don't think it makes any sense." Since when did either of these things actually occur?

Check out this cartoon, which says it all.

1 comment:

  1. Another mention of Blue Gal's panties?

    Now that's just cheating to get hits! :-)

    Reckon I could do the same if I mentioned my gold lamee posing pouch?



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