Friday, February 23

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is a complete asshole.

Sorry. Just wanted to put a final nail on the coffin of my "paid position on any Presidential campaign" ambitions.

There, that's better.

So what's got me so pissed at the AG at the moment?

Americans United [for Separation of Church and State] Slams Justice Department 'First Freedom Project' For Hypocrisy

“Expecting the Bush administration to defend religious liberty is a little like asking Col. Sanders to babysit your pet chicken,” said the Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United. “This administration has repeatedly worked to destroy true religious freedom by merging church and state.”

Read more here.

Not to mention the REAL first freedom organization, blinking ad on my sidebar people.

If you haven't signed the First Freedom First petition yet, I am asking you as both an American and a believing Christian:

What the fuck are you waiting for? Theocracy? Welcome to it.

(My apologies to the FFF folks. They are professional and spare us all the potty mouth. That's why I'm not on their payroll. I'd rather have another freedom: to call the AG a fucking asshole, complete with illustration. Thank you.)


  1. i received the real petition today in my mail box. i've already signed.

  2. Welcome news, blue gal, your talents are too valuable to be wasted as a paid hack for any of the candidates. I'd miss posts like this.

  3. Anonymous12:07 AM

    Aww, come on...tell us what you really think!

    As always... funny, smart, brave.

  4. Anonymous9:21 AM

    Done and done, BG!

  5. The list of people I hate worse than pResident Bush is very short, but Alberto 'Abu' Gonzales makes that exclusive club. Also included; Dick Cheney, Joe LIEberman, and mAnn Coulter. Gonzales, though, really is so low that to call him scum is an insult to pond-dwelling micro-organisms everywhere.

    His ceaseless campaign against the Constitution is one thing, his interpretation of the law that would have made Henry VIII blush is another, but his enabling of rendition, torture and murder of people who have never been formally charged with any crime puts him on the same footing as Ted Bundy and Geoffrey Dahmer, IMO.

    I'm surprised I managed that without using any dirty words.

  6. hey BG. asshole maybe, if that describes a man who is so very happy to say and do exactly as he's told. he's a salesman hired to sell a product and the understanding that the product is torture death and corruption is information that he knows is in his best interest to hide from himself. he fits the BushCo mold perfectly. elevating mediocre and naturally compliant men and women to positions of authority far beyond their capabilities is a time-tested(paging Mr. Hitler) method of guaranteeing total loyalty. that's what the Harriet Miers nomination was all about, one attempt that failed.

  7. And I understand he's forced the resignation of yet another Federal Prosecutor.

    Butt wipe!

  8. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Blue Gal -

    I think I am wearing your panties again. First Freedome First is a marvelous organization.



  9. Anonymous10:10 PM

    "Alberto Gonzalez is a complete asshole."

    Hey, I think you just insulted my asshole!

  10. Anonymous10:37 PM

    You swore you'd never use that picture of me.

    I've signed (a while ago, in fact).

  11. gonzabutt is funny as hell

    and AU is a great counter balance

  12. Hugo Chavez might still be hiring! ;-)

    And I signed, too. Of course.


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