Tuesday, November 27

Abstinence Movement Seeks Male Models

Okay, okay. The image above is from an old issue of The Onion. And yeah I admitted in 2006 that I find men who look like him attractive. Oh well. (And in related Onion news, "Bar Scene Also Tired of Area Batchelor." ) But what's below is for real:

Thank you for your interest in modeling under a one-year contract with the Worth the Wait Revolution Modeling Troupe. We know that your life will never be the same after this year of service with the Worth the Wait Revolution! We are currently looking for fresh new faces of MEN to join the team of individuals that are committed to representing sexual purity with contemporary style and urban class.
Apply here and let me know how walking down the catwalk, with contemporary style and urban class...for a year...with model-caliber (a.k.a. teh hott) women who haven't had any sex yet...works out for ya.


  1. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Their website burst into flames when I got there. I wonder what that means?



  2. Keep in mind that a lot of the people who sign those no sex promises may choose to define sex as something very, very specific. That way, other things they do aren't sex. Promise kept!

  3. Chaste hotness slinking about on the runway, 'oh, what a world'...Isn't it just a little self-contradictory to flaunt what can't be had?

  4. Anonymous4:06 PM

    I thought 10 years of marriage, 2 children, pets, car payments, college funds, taxes, and work related stress guaranteed abstinence.


  5. A friend, who is both a lesbian and a mom, once said to me: "If the religious right has a problem with lesbians and gays having sex, they should just let us adopt -- because once you have a child, you have no time for sex!"


  6. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Heterosexual abstinence? That's like trying to be the master of your domain!

  7. Anonymous8:23 PM

    I once signed a one year contract to look at food without eating it.

    It seemed a lot longer.

  8. Huh? Do they actually have fashion shows against having sex? So these are the looks and clothes of horny people?

  9. Bluegal, keep your hands off my practically chaste man! Just because he looks like a runway model, doesn't mean he's a piece of meat.

    Translation: Astrogeek looks like the guy on the Onion cover and we have a lot less sex than I'd like. Still, you can't have him, he's mine.

  10. That's like training a recovering drug addict to be a pharmacist.

  11. "...I find men that look like him attractive..."
    Oh sure, NOW you tell me!


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